The answer to “I wish I could bring them birthday cake” — when you can’t be there in person but you desperately want their birthday to have actual CAKE, not just cookies or snacks.

This isn’t a basket of treats. It’s five fresh-baked mini bundt cakes (double chocolate, funfetti, gluten-free cinnamon) plus 24 birthday candles delivered to their door. Real cake. Real celebration. The kind where they can actually blow out candles and make a wish, even though you’re 500 miles away.

Perfect for the long-distance parent missing your kid’s birthday, the grandparent who can’t travel to see grandkids celebrate, the friend whose birthday party you can’t attend, the remote worker’s office birthday, the college student whose family can’t visit, the professional client whose birthday deserves acknowledgment with actual cake, or anyone who specifically loves CAKE and would be disappointed by cookies.

This is for: When “happy birthday” needs to include candles and wishes, office birthdays for remote teams, client appreciation with substance, cake lovers who’d be sad without actual cake, milestone birthdays deserving ceremony, or proving that distance doesn’t mean settling for less celebration.

Includes candles. Because birthdays require wishes, even from far away.